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| There are three mums - a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says, "Oh my gosh, I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her and the redhead says, "Yes, well I found a fake I. D. in my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one." So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says, "That's nothing, I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis." |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged brunette , redhead , blonde , idiot , mum , penis - Current Score: 105 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago
| A blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "if I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "sure!" The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352." This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "you're right! Okay, I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "okay, now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?" | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , farmer , sheep , brunette - Current Score: 69 - Added: 8 months, 6 days ago
| Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!" | |
Joke by mediator, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , brunette , redhead , women - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead went first. "I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!" "Okay," replied the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went, "I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!" And off she went. The blonde started crying and said, "I wish my friends were back here!" | |
Joke by lanttans, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , red head , brunette , island - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year ago
| There was a competition between three women to see who could breaststroke across the English channel quickest. One was a brunette, one was a redhead and the other was a blonde. After 14 hours, the brunette crawled up on the shore and was declared the fastest female breaststroker. About an hour later, the redhead appeared and was awarded 2nd place. A good 4 hours later the blonde, completely exhausted, flopped up onto the shore. Her manager asked her 'What took you so long, we were beginning to worry!' The blonde replies 'I don't want to seem like a sore loser, but I could swear those other girls were using their arms!' | |
Joke by pi, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blond , blonde , brunette , redhead , ginger , swim , race , girl , girls , swimming , funny - Current Score: 17 - Added: 7 months, 4 days ago
| Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable." The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?" The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it slowly." | |
Joke by Skimp, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blond , brunette , bull - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A blonde walks into a coffee shop and orders a cup of tea, and complains to the brunette, "Why does my eye hurt when I take a sip of my tea?" The brunette replies, "You might want to take the spoon out!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , brunette , tea , spoon , hurt - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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