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| This woman is spring cleaning her house and, while she is standing on a chair getting the cobwebs down, little Johnny can see right up her skirt. "What's that, mum, that hairy thing up there?" says little Johnny whilst pointing at her fanny Realising she did not put her knickers on, his mum said, "oh, it's my nerve." Just then the doorbell rang and little Johnny answered it. Standing there was a bloke in a suit who says, "hello, I'm from Addis, we make brushes, anything from sweeping brushes to toilet brushes. This is a new brush to clean the inside of a teapot, it's only a tenner. Can you ask your mother if she would like to buy it, please?" So little Johnny tells his mum and shows her the brush and she says, "a tenner for that, the thieving bastard! No, tell him I don't want it." So Johnny goes back to the bloke and says, "Mum doesn't want it, you're a thieving bastard." The bloke says, "you what?" Johnny says again, "Mum doesn't want it and you're a thieving bastard." So the bloke says, "well, you tell your mum she's got a fucking nerve." And little Johnny replies, "yes, and it's got a lot more hairs on it than your fucking brush." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged little johnny , addis , brush , nerve , teapot , toilet - Current Score: 44 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| will say I'm SO sorry in advance, but I had to....... Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little dust broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! ! And the baby broom is a half cast, haha | |
Joke by dr_death, in Jokes with no home > Corny - Tagged brush , fuck , corn , cunt - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
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