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| Part 1: How do you fit 50 babies into a bucket? With a blender. Part 2: How do you get them out again? Doritos. |    |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged dead baby , babies , bucket , blender , dip , doritos - Current Score: 164 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!!" With that, the bartender looks in and says, "You twat! You're sitting on the mop bucket..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged mop , bucket , toilet , drunk , flush , balls - Current Score: 34 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago
| Had a collection for bulimics at work today ...we passed a bucket round. (you wouldn't believe how much we fetched up) | |
Joke by storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Jokes - Tagged bulimia , sick joke , vomit , charity , bucket , kfc - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 week ago
| In the latest Iceland advert on tv, Kerry Katona tells us.... "Shush!" she says "I`ll let you into a secret, Colleen is very tight" 'Tight' indeed Kerry......but i`d rather be 'tight' than have a cunt like a bucket like your good self. | |
Joke by cletus, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry , katona , iceland , cunt , bucket , tight - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month, 6 days ago
| Why is there a bucket of shit at every Muslim wedding? It keeps most of the flies off the Bride... | |
Joke by Japs_Eye, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged racist , muslim , bucket - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I just got my son a KFC Bargain Bucket for his birthday. Its great, all he can eat and something to play with on the beach afterwards. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Kentucky - Tagged kfc , bucket , beach - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| I'm not saying my wife's cunt is big... but it has it's own Flag | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > cunt - Tagged gash , slash , hack , minge , bucket , gravity boots - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| I was watching Loose women when they were talking about men and the vast amount of partners they had. Apparenlty it's rude to say how many women you have slept with. This coming from women who display their vaginal status in the mornings... | |
Joke by JesusOfWatford, in Sex and shit > Vagina - Tagged vagina , bucket , women , cock , men , loose - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
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