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| What's big, black, hairy and stuck to an arsehole? Alistair Darling's eyebrows. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Politics - Tagged alistair darling , budget , chancellor - Current Score: 72 - Added: 8 months, 23 days ago
| What's the difference between my backed-up toilet and the Chancellor of the Exchequer? My backed-up toilet is only half-full of shit. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged budget , labour , twats , cunts , thieves , i'm going on a baccy run to calais - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months, 23 days ago
| Bottle of whisky; +55 pence. Bottle of wine; +14 pence Pint of beer; +4 pence Packet of cigarettes; +11 pence Fuel duty; +2 pence, suspended for 6 months. Filling up the car with petrol, ferrying it over to calais, filling the fucker up with cigarettes and booze, coming back and selling them in my local; PRICELESS! | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged budget , labour , twats , cunts - Current Score: -3 - Added: 8 months, 23 days ago
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