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| Gay Ray goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Ray, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Ray is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" "Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Ray asks bewildered, "Will that cure me, Doc? " Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your fuckin' arse is for." |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , aids , hiv , shits , buggery - Current Score: 190 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| My friend has been moved from young offenders to adult prison. He is now sharing a cell with a lifer. I bet he's taking it hard! | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged prison , rape , buggery - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 months, 5 days ago
| There was a young Fellow from Kings Who's mind dwelt on Heavenly things His only desire Was a boy from the choir With an arse like a jelly on springs... | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged church of england , university , buggery - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Little Johnny asks his redneck daddy, "what's sex?" Dad figured to keep it simple and ordered ma upstairs and to strip. Ma strips and lies on her back, then Pa says to Johnny, "you see that hole on your ma there? You just watch yer old daddy go!" and so he proceeds to demonstrate sex for Johnny. Johnny's watching with interest when his sister came in and asked, "Johnny, what are they doing?" Johnny said, "sex." She asked, "what is sex?" So Johnny says, "you see that hole on Pa there? Well, you just watch your old brother go!" | |
Joke by Cyberpope, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged buggery , little johnny , incest , redneck , sex education , paedophilia , anal - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 months, 5 days ago
| I wanted to try anal sex with my wife. I was going to cook her a nice meal, buy her some flowers, get her a bit tipsy and then seductively suggest it to her. But in the end I just buggered it up. | |
Joke by Philthy, in Sex and shit > Anal - Tagged buggery , wife , sex , anal , seduction - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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