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How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it.
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Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , muslim , jews , jew , palestinians , palestine , light , bulb , light bulb , lightbulb , blame , dark , none  - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to change the bulb and turn it on, the other two bastards to knock on your door and ask if you've seen the light...
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Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged light , door , knock , bulb , witnesses  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 5 months, 4 days ago

How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one, but it takes five doctors to remove it afterwards.
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Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged how many , doctor , ligh , bulb  - Current Score: 41 - Added: 8 months, 4 days ago

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