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| What's the difference between Linda McCartney and Heather Mills? Linda McCartney was a Vegetarian who didn't believe in eating meat... And Heather Mills is a self-opinionated one legged selfish ugly whore who needs a bullet to the head. |    |
Joke by captain slow, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , dead , whore , bullet , bitch - Current Score: 83 - Added: 8 months, 15 days ago
| A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out. So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story. The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" he replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!" | |
Joke by Fatdunn, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged jerk off , bullet , dog - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I see Neil Entwistle has been found guilty of killing his wife and baby. What a waste. He coluld have used one bullet to kill both of them and then gone and shot another American. | |
Joke by mrluxuryyacht, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged entwistle , bullet , american - Current Score: 13 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| What do you get if you cross a black guy with a bullet? Justice. | |
Joke by masturbatingisjokes, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged bullet , black , justice - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year ago
| What shiny little accessory looks AMAZING on a black man? A bullet right between the eyes | |
Joke by Brotherfucker, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , bullet - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| An Ethiopian was recently given a job in a circus as successor to the human cannonball. They billed him as... ...the human bullet. | |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian , circus , bullet - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
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