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| A farmer is looking really pissed off in his local pub when his friend asks him what's wrong. "I can't get the bull to mate with the cows," he says. His friend says, "Well I have a tip for you. When you get home, rub your hand over the cows cunt and smear it over the bulls nose and he will fuck them senseless." So the farmer goes home and does as his friend says and sure enough, the bull is fucking every cow in sight. So the farmer thinks "If it works for the bull, then I'll try it on the wife tonight". So that night, while his wife is asleep, he slides into bed and rubs his hand over his wife's cunt and smears it over his nose. He gets a raging hard on and then nudges his wife in the ribs and says "Take a look at this." His wife switches the lamp on, turns round, looks at him and says "You woke me up just to show me you have a nose bleed." |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > period - Tagged period , farmer , bulls - Current Score: 158 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| In Spain today I see it was the first day of Pamplona's 'running of the bulls' where hundreds of daredevils run away, through the streets, chased by herds of bulls. A similar thing is being considered in France, where they will let a foreign soldier loose.... | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged german , france , bulls , streets - Current Score: 35 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| A turkey is chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighs the turkey, "but I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replies the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecks at a lump of dung and finds that it actually gives him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reaches the second branch. Finally after a week, there he is proudly perched at the top of the tree. Unfortunately he is spotted by a farmer, who shoots him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. | |
Joke by nominalchimp, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged turkey , bulls , bullshit , farmer - Current Score: 26 - Added: 10 months, 13 days ago
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