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| I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon. |    |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged english teacher , colon , grammar , anal sex , bumming - Current Score: 967 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago
| Andrew Smith boasted on youtube that he had "the eyes of a killer" after stamping a man to death. Let's see how much he boasts when after a few months in prison he has the arsehole of Elton John. | |
Joke by bigboy, in Celebrity and news events > Killer - Tagged eyes of a killer , prison , bumming , elton john , youtube , andrew smith - Current Score: 193 - Added: 1 week ago
| I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying "My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!" "So what? My dad will shag your dad! And he'll love it!" | |
Joke by steveypeavey, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , bumming , dad , frankie boyle - Current Score: 79 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago
| What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pint of Guinness? Nothing. If you get a bad one, they both have serious repercussions for your arse. | |
Joke by drunkenoaf, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged catholic , priest , guinness , arse , bumming - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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