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| Two paedophiles are on a cruise when one falls overboard. "Help! Help! I'm drowning! Someone throw me a buoy!" The other turns to the passengers surrounding him and says "Thats my mate - game to the end!" |    |
Joke by djh001, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , cruise , buoy , pun - Current Score: 115 - Added: 5 months ago
| Newsflash - Gary Glitter has attempted suicide by jumping into the sea. Coastguards found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy! | |
Joke by Weetobix, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged garry glitter , coastguard , buoy , suicide - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa before and was visiting Bondi Beach, Australia. He spotted a long line of black dots out in the water and said to an Aussie, who was sitting close by, "What are all those little black things out there?" "They're buoys," said the Aussie. "Boys!" replied Van der Merwe. "What are they doing out there?" "Holding up the shark nets," the Aussie told him. "Fucking great country this!" said the South African, deeply impressed. "We'd never get away with that at home!" | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > South African - Tagged south , africa , buoy , shark - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
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