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| It's the seventh anniversary of 9/11 and there will only be one thing on American's minds. Fucking Cheeseburgers! |    |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , american , burger - Current Score: 233 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| There's a bit of a misconception going on here. Telling jokes about any subject, however unpleasant, says nothing about you as an individual. Writing racist jokes about (enter your ethnic minority here) does not make you a racist. Writing paedophile jokes does not make you a paedophile. Writing jokes about fat stupid Americans, just means you're being brutally honest. | |
Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged jokes , racist , paedophile , fat , burger , eating , american , motherfuckers - Current Score: 144 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
| My mate Dave just sits at home all day eating burgers. He says he's living the American dream. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Mates - Tagged mate , burger , american - Current Score: 110 - Added: 2 months ago
| How many yanks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - one to change it and the other to hold his burger | |
Joke by Armand Hammer, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged burger , yank fatty bum bum - Current Score: 71 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| I've just been to McDonalds to get a Cheeseburger. You get a choice of 3 sizes now. Regular. Medium. Fat Yank Bastard -------- Stop editing it Yanks, dont be scared of the truth | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged fat , yank , bastard , inbred , american , bigot , burger - Current Score: 56 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| The Americans have only ever got one thing right in life How to make a burger,fries & large coke Must have had help from the British on this one | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > McDonalds - Tagged mcdonalds , burger , fries , coke , america , british , help - Current Score: 18 - Added: 6 months, 11 days ago
| Research has found that clumsy children are at a higher risk of developing obesity in later life. Thank fuck for that, I always thought it was too many Burgers and Chocolates | |
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > Fat - Tagged fat , macdonalds , burger , obesity - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| New at McDonald's, the flame-grilled Fleetwood Mac. | |
Joke by buzzlightyear, in Celebrity and news events > Fleetwood Pier Fire - Tagged fleetwood , mac , burger , pier - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| There is lot of obesity amongst Americans. It seems they are suffering from "Ass-Burgers Syndrome". | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , fat , yanks , burger , i am twat - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
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