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| Got in a bit of trouble with the missus last night. She asked me, "where would you most like to be buried?" She slapped me when I replied, "I'd like to be buried up to my balls in your slutty sister" |    |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged slut , sister , burial , balls , olden goldies - Current Score: 36 - Added: 5 months, 11 days ago
| Why did Kate McCann bury her daughter? Gerry was too busy wanking! | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , paedophile , wanking , gerry mccann , kate mccann , burial - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| All of the USA's problems can be attributed to the fact is it built on a Native American burial ground. | |
Joke by DanMan, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged usa , america , american , burial - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| We buried my gran on Tuesday. We all agreed on burial over cremation, mainly because we were worried the screams and smoke might make the neighbours suspicious. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Illness and mortality > Burial - Tagged burial , gran , cremation - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
| What have the parents of Madeleine McCann and Rhys Jones got in common? They both know where their dead child is buried. | |
Joke by Exeter, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , guns , police , burial , rhys jones - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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