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| Me and my family buried my Grandma this morning... Her jokes just weren't good enough |    |
Joke by Nobodys Hero, in Jokes with no home > Grandma - Tagged grandma , buried - Current Score: 179 - Added: 1 week ago
| The crossword editor of the sun newspaper died today, his funeral is on monday...he's going to be buried six down and three across | |
Joke by pornstar, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged newspaper , sun , crossword , buried , down , across - Current Score: 114 - Added: 5 months ago
| Earlier today, I did a joke about Jade Goody. It got buried. Unlike her. She's getting cremated! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , cremated , buried , sickipedia - Current Score: 73 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "what are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbour was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that's because he's inside your cat." | |
Joke by joecorby, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged goldfish , cat , neighbour , buried - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I have recieved a PM from another Sickipedia member saying:- 'Hi Staffer, Lots of jokes sink without trace and get deleted on here - often it depends on the demographic of the audience at the time when you post which, in turn, depends on the time of day that you post. Some jokes have sunk, been re-posted and done well at a different hour. For what it's worth, I've seen some real gems on here buried in minutes...Try re-posting it maybe at a different time' Thanks for that, but why didn't you just write:- 'wait until America is asleep'? | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , jokes , sickipedia , sunk , buried , chuck norris is a cunt - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was at the doctor's today, and he diagnosed me as having Sickipedia disease: it's the only disease where the sicker you are, the more chance you have of NOT being buried. | |
Joke by geemack, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged doctors , buried - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| Whats The Difference Between A Iraqi Soldiers And My Jokes? My Jokes Get Buried. | |
Joke by chesky101, in Religion and racism > Iraq - Tagged iraq , soldier , buried - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| What's the difference between doughnutboys's jokes and a murder victim? It takes longer to bury the murder victim! | |
Joke by sorprendor, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged doughnutboy , death , buried , murder - Current Score: 3 - Added: 8 months, 11 days ago
| It's interesting that anything can be posted here on sickipedia and it soon gets buried and deleted without even being read. In fact, Gordon Brown's considering using sickipedia to advertise the new tax increases we'll be subjected to soon | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Celebrity and news events > Politics - Tagged gordon brown , sickipedia , tax , buried - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
| Why do farmers get buried three feet under ground? So they can still get a hand-out. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Farming - Tagged farmer , buried , handout - Current Score: -1 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
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