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I saw a woman in a burkha selling the Big Issue yesterday.

That's sad, I thought: they're even stealing jobs from the homeless now.
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Joke by mrluxuryyacht, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , burkha , homeless , big issue  - Current Score: 217 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago

It was revealed in court today how Mick Donovan managed to take Shannon Matthews out on shopping trips into Dewsbury, despite the fact that there were hundreds of police looking for her.
Quite simply, to blend in with every other female in town.....she wore a burkha.
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged dewsbury , pakis , town full of pakis , shannon matthews , mick donovan , police , burkha  - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 week ago

Some people say they don't understand the mentality of suicide bombers.

But if I couldn't drink, and every woman I saw was covered from head to toe, I'd be queueing up to strap a bomb on.
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Joke by mrluxuryyacht, in Religion and racism > Suicide Bombers - Tagged muslim , suicide bomber , alcohol , burkha  - Current Score: 63 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago

I don't know about you but women in burkhas scare the fucking shit out of me.

They're like the Muslim Ku Klux Klan!
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Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged ku klux klan , burkha , women  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago

A guy has been arrested in Iraq after being caught using his phone to try and take candid "upbhurka" photo's !

All he saw though were shoplifting stashes, dangerous weapons & a number of pairs of bollocks.
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Joke by Anarchist008, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged iraqi , muslim , burkha , pervert  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 weeks ago

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