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A man was arrested in London, found pouring petrol on Muslims and setting fire to them.

When the Police asked him what he was doing he said, "about 10 to the gallon".		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Rexton, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged racist , london , londoner , petrol , muslim , muslim , fire , burn , burning , burned , police , gallon  - Current Score: 119 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Statistics prove if ginger children go out in hot weather with out protection - they are 90% more likely to be beaten up.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by max the storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Ginger - Tagged ginger , burn , beaten up , statistics  - Current Score: 115 - Added: 2 weeks ago

I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas.

It's such a joy to watch their faces light up!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lot9, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged christmas , xmas , present , gift , moustache , disguise , petrol , fire , burn , family  - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 year ago

A man is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her.

"Can I turn the light off?" he asks.

"Why?" she replies, "Are you feeling a bit shy?"

"No," he says, "it's burning my arse!"		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged man , arse , burn , light , shy  - Current Score: 83 - Added: 7 months, 16 days ago

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by deadman, in Illness and mortality > Cremation - Tagged burn victim , burn , death , cremate , cremation , crematorium  - Current Score: 76 - Added: 7 months, 14 days ago

How do you stop a black guy from going out?
Pour on some more fuel		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , black , burn , petrol , gas  - Current Score: 58 - Added: 7 months, 9 days ago

Simon Weston has launched a new social networking site for burns victims, it's called Facecook.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Simon Weston - Tagged facebook , burn , social , network , weston  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago

People have told me that dark skinned people won't burn as quickly in the sun.
But that really depends on the amount of petrol you've doused them with. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by durjaya, in Religion and racism > Non-white - Tagged black , burn , suntan , sunburn  - Current Score: 39 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago

I was really emotional about the Foster Family deaths. Until I found out the fire turned them black. Then I didn't really give a shit.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Celebrity and news events > Foster Family - Tagged foster family , burn , black  - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 months ago

I went to the doctor and said, "I have a rash on my penis."

"Does it burn?" asks the doctor.

"I don't know, I never tried to light it."		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged doctor , rash , burn  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago

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