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My mate has just been sent to prison for six months, he pulled three people out of a burning building. Unfortunately it turned out they were firefighters.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Prison - Tagged prison , six , firemen , hero , burning  - Current Score: 253 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago

A man was arrested in London, found pouring petrol on Muslims and setting fire to them.

When the Police asked him what he was doing he said, "about 10 to the gallon".
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Joke by Rexton, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged racist , london , londoner , petrol , muslim , muslim , fire , burn , burning , burned , police , gallon  - Current Score: 119 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's flaming hot, smells of baked shit and is surrounded by a cheering crowd? A mosque burning down.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged mosque , burning , shit  - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Me and the guys are really being inconvenienced by the fucking hike in petrol prices.

We had to resort to putting firelighters through our local Pakis letterboxes.
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Joke by sickillcell, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , burning , prices , petrol , firelighters , letterboxes  - Current Score: 40 - Added: 4 months ago

I've just worked out the definition of Burning Love.
Last night I reached out for the Vaseline and picked up Vicks Vaporub by mistake. .
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Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Vaseline - Tagged love , burning , vaporub  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 4 weeks ago

I read yesterday about Weston-Super-Mare's Pier burning down. Apparently there have been several Piers burning down in the last few years.

Shame Piers Morgan wasn't one of them.
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Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Piers Morgan - Tagged piers morgan , cunt , burning , westonsupermare  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 6 days ago

What does it say on the sign above the entrance to Weston-super-Mare pier?

"Embers Only"
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Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Weston-super-Mare - Tagged pier , burning , westonsupermare  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago

One hundred and fifty years ago, England was fueled primarily from burning Catholics. It's a naturally renewable resource.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by David, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged renuable , energy , catholic , 150 , fuel , burning  - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 weeks ago

What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?

Jews burn longer.
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Joke by pr3sto, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jews , holocaust , burning  - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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