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| Do burns victims get a discount if they're cremated? |    |
Joke by pob, in Illness and mortality > Burns - Tagged burns , cremations - Current Score: 128 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago
| One of the Glasgow bombers, Singed Majeep, is complaining that all he gets in hospital to eat is haggis, neeps and tatties. What the heck does he expect in the Burns unit? | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Glasgow Suicide Bomber Attempt - Tagged glasgow , bombers , burns , haggis - Current Score: 84 - Added: 7 months ago
| Simon Weston's children are getting baptised. It is this Sunday at 7pm at the Weston's local chip shop. | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Celebrity and news events > Simon Weston - Tagged simon weston , chip shop , baptism , burns , chip fat - Current Score: 39 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| Simon Weston has launched a new website to help wounded Falklands veterans stay in touch. www.friends-reignited.com | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Burns - Tagged burns , simon weston - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first patient he sees, and the man proclaims: "Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!" The English doctor, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into: "Some hae meat and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it." This continues with the next patient: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie!" "Well," the English doctor mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last." "Oh no," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the serious Burns unit." | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged scottish , burns , english , hospital - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| How do patients in a burns unit pick their noses? From a catalogue. | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged burns - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Nurses reported the Cherokee Jeep's driver is now talking in his hospital bed saying things like "wee sleekit cowering timourous beastie" and "a mans a man for aw that". Apparently this is normal behaviour for patients in the Serious Burns Unit. | |
Joke by illsetaboutye, in Celebrity and news events > Glasgow Airport - Tagged glasgow airport , terrorists , muslim , burns - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| January 25th is Burns Night in Scotland. November 5th is Burns night at my local Hospital. | |
Joke by mallatar, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged burns , fireworks , hospital - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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