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| Once there was this really scummy bloke travelling on a bus, when a nun got on and sat right in front of him. She was quite good looking, so he leaned over to her and said, "I really want to fuck you in the arse!" She went bright red, and got off at the next stop. When the bloke was getting off the bus, the driver said, "hey, mate, I noticed the nun got off a couple of stops early, what did you say to her?" The bloke replied, "oh, I just told her I wanted to fuck her in the arse." The driver thought for a minute, then said, "well, if you're still interested, I happen to know she walks through the park down the road there every night at about six o'clock." The bloke thanked the driver for the info then went on his way. When he got home, he thought to himself, "she'll never fuck a scumbag like me." So he got dressed up as Jesus. That evening, he was hiding in the bushes when the nun came wandering through the park. He leapt out and cried, "g'day. I'm Jesus, and I want to fuck you in the arse!" The nun replied, "well, seeing as how you're Jesus, I suppose you'd better." So the bloke got his cock out, and proceeded to fuck the nun up the arse. But after he'd finished, he was feeling a bit guilty. So he said, "actually, love, I'm not really Jesus, I'm that rude bloke off the bus earlier." The nun replied, "that's okay, I'm not really the nun, I'm the bus driver!" |    |
Joke by Fishyninja, in Sex and shit > Nun - Tagged nun , virgin , busdriver - Current Score: 136 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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