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| In the UK, we have yellow buses for mentally disabled and physically disabled kids. In America, yellow buses are used for ALL children... |    |
Joke by RENDLE, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged america , yellow , buses - Current Score: 38 - Added: 4 months ago
| A little kid hops onto a bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mum a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mum was a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'' The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mum was a prostitute?!'' The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!'' | |
Joke by mikeyrocksya, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged bus , buses , coach , kid , noisy , driver - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year ago
| The cost of transport in London is extortionate- the tube costs an arm and a leg and buses have gone through the roof! | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > London Bombings - Tagged london bombings , tube , buses - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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