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| Barack Obama won the election on a platform of "change." I say, "what change?" because what's so new about a black guy coming in to clean up a mess a white man created? |    |
Joke by Cleveland, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , election , bush , president - Current Score: 326 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| When George Bush was president, people said that a monkey could do a better job. Well, we're about to find out! | |
Joke by andygosmore, in Religion and racism > Racism - Tagged bush , barack obama - Current Score: 261 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| News from the White House.. George Bush's wallet has gone missing already. | |
Joke by jungleoftramps, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged wallet , george , bush , white , house - Current Score: 214 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Now that there are so many Americans using Sickipedia, does that mean the jokes with the most votes won't actually win? | |
Joke by STomlinson, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , election , bush - Current Score: 198 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
| George W. Bush and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad meet in Tehran for peace talks following recent hostilities. As they're sat down, Bush notices three buttons on the side of his chair. He pushes the first one and a boot comes flying out of nowhere kicking him in the shins. The Iranian president falls about laughing. He pushes the second button and a boxing glove comes flying through the air and hits him in the face. Again the Iranian president pisses himself laughing. He pushes the third button tentatively and another boot comes flying out of nowhere and kicks him in the balls. Eyes watering, he falls to the floor while the Iranian president struggles for air as he's laughing so hard. Bush staggers to his feet and announces that he's going to Washington - the Iranian president will be welcome to resume talks in three days. Three days pass and the Iranian president arrives in Washington for the talks. As he sits down in his seat he notices three buttons on the side. Eyeing them suspiciously, he presses the first one. Nothing happens........ Bush starts giggling. He winces as he pushes the second one. Again, nothing.... Bush starts laughing harder. He grimaces as he pushes the third one. Once more, nothing happens..... Bush falls out of his seat laughing. The Iranian president gets up in a huff and announces, "I'm going back to Iran." Gasping for air, Bush replies, "what Iran?" | |
Joke by jebusmooli, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged bush , iran , bomb - Current Score: 191 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon' | |
Joke by anthony192, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged bush , dick , colon , tiger wood , america - Current Score: 186 - Added: 8 months, 8 days ago
| George W Bush and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. The both decide to test it by asking a question each. George goes first "What will the USA be like in 100 years time" The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existant, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries" Gordon Brown thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks "What will Britain be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it. "Come on Gordon" says George, "Share what it says" "I can't read it George! Its all in Punjabi!" | |
Joke by lashley, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged brown , bush - Current Score: 182 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| It's been 7 years now since 9/11, and I can't help wondering... ...has George Bush finished reading My Pet Goat yet? | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged bush , bit of a retard isnt he , my pet goat - Current Score: 146 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| Just a mere coincidence that the abbreviation for the war against terror is T.W.A.T? I think not. | |
Joke by Daniel., in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george bush , bush , terrorists , war , 911 , george w bush , suicide bomber - Current Score: 138 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Just read the Sickipedia joke by jebusmooli which begins "I for one am looking forward to the day America elects a special needs president..." I can only say - you obviously missed the previous 2 elections mate. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged bush , thick , special needs , retard , born yesterday - Current Score: 136 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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