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| I was getting nowhere chatting up this very attractive posh-looking bird the other night, so I asked her, “Do you always give blokes such a hard time? I mean, have you ever slept with anyone before?” “That's my business!” she snapped back at me. “Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realise,” I responded. “How much?” |    |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Bird - Tagged business , posh , attractive , sex , prostitute - Current Score: 229 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| Tell ya, hookers have a great sense of humour, there's a sign outside my local brothel that reads 'It's a business doing pleasure with you'. | |
Joke by chris732, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , business , sign - Current Score: 98 - Added: 7 months, 12 days ago
| The Government has introduced a new 'small business' scheme. You take a large business....... | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged government , business , scheme - Current Score: 60 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| How does a nigger get into an honest business? Crowbar usually works... | |
Joke by stickyring, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , business , crowbar - Current Score: 43 - Added: 6 months, 20 days ago
| A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a woman comes in and orders 20 pounds worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her. She pays you with a 20 pound note. But as she goes out the door you realize shes given you two 20 pound notes. Now son, heres where the ethics come in: Should you or should you not tell your wife?" | |
Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > ethics - Tagged ethics , business , crap - Current Score: 21 - Added: 9 months, 5 days ago
| A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines." | |
Joke by youknowthatguy, in Jokes with no home > Phone - Tagged phone lines , business , man - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| In business news today, it's been announced that Simon Weston is the new face of Pizza Hut. | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Celebrity and news events > Simon Weston - Tagged pizza hut , burnt , business , news , repeat - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
| What do you call an honest Arabic business man? Asif | |
Joke by lewis3000, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged business - Current Score: -1 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
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