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| Paddy asks Murphy if he wants any fags when he goes on his holidays. Murphy says "Yeah, cheers mate get me 200 Bensons." Two weeks later Paddy comes home, sees Murphy in the pub and says, "I got your fags, you owe me sixty-eight quid." "For fuck's sake," said Murphy, "where did you go on holiday?" Paddy says, "Butlins." |    |
Joke by Nimrod, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , fags , butlins , paddy - Current Score: 119 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
| That Gary Glitter's a crafty old fucker but, I've found out his plan: After Vietnam, Thailand, Hong Kong and Thailand again, now he's finally managed to get back to England he's earned enough AirMiles for two weeks in Butlins. | |
Joke by Rodney Trotter, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , dirty paedo , butlins , airmiles - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
| Butlins - Proud new sponsors of Totenham Hotspur. Because their season ends in October. | |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged october , butlins , totenham hotspur - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| Last Saturday I went to Butlins at Bognor Regis, As I walked in there was a load of pensioners hanging from the ceiling I asked a red coat what was going on. Apparently it was Swinging Sixties Weekend........... | |
Joke by Famous Amos Jabelite Caveman Dave, in Illness and mortality > hanging - Tagged butlins , sixties , red coat , hanging , dead - Current Score: -2 - Added: 3 months, 5 days ago
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