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| Little Johnny is walking down the street with his dad when suddenly he sees a honey bee, which little Johnny swats dead with his hand. His dad responds to that that with, "you cruel little fucker, because you killed that bee you will have no honey on your toast for the rest of this week!" A bit further down the road, he sees a butterfly and little Johnny catches it and kills it by pulling its wings off, which his dad responds by saying, "you horrible little bastard, because you just killed a butterfly, you will have no butter on your bread for a week!" Later on, back at the house, the family have just finished dinner when suddenly a cockroach comes out from behind the cooker. The mum squashes it with her foot, and little Johnny looks at his dad and says, "are you gonna fucking tell her or shall I?" |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged little johnny , cockroach , butterfly , bumble bee , bread , toast - Current Score: 189 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
| Once I was head over heels in love. Position number twenty six in the Kama Sutra. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Karma Sutra - Tagged kama sutra , sex positions , butterfly , love , pun , athletics - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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