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| A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "Think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." |    |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Jokes with no home > Mother-In-Law - Tagged accident , buttocks , mother-in-law , husband , wife - Current Score: 53 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I decided it was time to discover my 'feminine' side. It's going well - I've found out if I strip naked, bend over double and look back in the mirror I can make my buttocks look like breasts! | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Gender - Tagged feminine side , buttocks , breast - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| My girlfriend eats waaay too much. She said "I don't like to see food go to waste". I said "The way you eat it goes to waist, hips and thighs too!" | |
Joke by storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Fat - Tagged chubby , tyres , buttocks , fat girl , fatty , eating , food - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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