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| Ive just been down my garden and was shocked to see my dog fucking a cabbage...silly little bastard must of thought it was a collie!! |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged dog , garden , cabbage , collie - Current Score: 113 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
| You should always unplug appliances before going to bed at night. There are two exceptions to this rule: Fridges and life-support machines. Otherwise you could end up wasting a lot of vegetables. | |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Illness and mortality > Vegetable - Tagged life support , vegetables , cabbage - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the similarity between cabbage and pubic hair? You push them both to the side and carry on eating! | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Illness and mortality > Pubic Hair - Tagged pubic , hair , pussy , cabbage - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What part of a cabbage can't you eat? The wheelchair. | |
Joke by jaydee, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged cabbage , wheelchair - Current Score: 0 - Added: 7 months ago
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