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Me and the wife stopped at the services recently for some breakfast. We got two fry ups, two coffees and two jam doughnuts. I got to the cashier and I said, "I'm sorry, love, but I only have a £50 note."
"That's okay," she said, "just put the doughnuts back."
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Joke by stuey1968, in Jokes with no home > Motorways - Tagged services , cafe , resturant  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago

My mate's opened up a new chain of coffee shops in Russia.

It's called Tsarbucks.
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Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Russia - Tagged russia , tsarbucks , starbucks , coffee , cafe , shop , tsar  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago

I saw women breast feeding in cafe last week and was appalled.

Why her husband could not just buy a pint of milk like the rest of us I will never know.
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Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Breast Feeding - Tagged breast feeding , husband , cafe  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 7 months, 14 days ago

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