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| The BNP has announced it will be taking over all call centres that have a British interest, they have already recorded the opening message.... "You are through to the United Kingdom. Please press 1 if you speak English... or 2 to be disconnected until you can..." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Call Centres - Tagged disconnected , 2 , 1 , united kingdom , call - Current Score: 98 - Added: 5 months, 14 days ago
| On alternatives to sex phone lines, I'd recommend NHS Direct. It's a free call, they're all wearing nurses outfits, and they're bound by law to sit there and listen to you talk about your swelling. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Sex and shit > Nurses - Tagged call , free , nhs , phone - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 days ago
| I called a phone sex line last night. This bird says, "what can I do for you, darling?" I said, "you can call me back. It'll be fucking cheaper." | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Phone Sex - Tagged sex , darling , call , cheaper , sex chat , sex line , lee evans - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| Scientists have discovered that the average tit weighs 1.5kg, but they cannot work out the average weight of a cunt. So if you could pop on the scales and ring me back. | |
Joke by Rexton, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged insult , tit , boob , breast , tits , boobs , breats , weight , average , cunt , weigh , call , ring , scientist , scientists - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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