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The BNP has announced it will be taking over all call centres that have a British interest, they have already recorded the opening message....
"You are through to the United Kingdom. Please press 1 if you speak English... or 2 to be disconnected until you can..."
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Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Call Centres - Tagged disconnected , 2 , 1 , united kingdom , call  - Current Score: 95 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago

I called a phone sex line last night.

This bird says, "what can I do for you, darling?"

I said, "you can call me back. It'll be fucking cheaper."
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Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Phone Sex - Tagged sex , darling , call , cheaper , sex chat , sex line , lee evans  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 weeks ago

What do you call a broken Boomerang?

A stick.
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Joke by flip master3, in Jokes with no home > Boomerang - Tagged boomerang , stick , broken , a , call , you , do , what , a stick , yes  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 weeks ago

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