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What's the similarity between Kodak Cameras and Condoms?

They are both there to catch those special moments.
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Joke by manning79, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged condoms , cameras  - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year ago

Have you ever wondered what happens when a foreigner is caught by a speed camera? Where do they send the fine too? The address where his licence is issued- in Poland, Pakistan or South Africa? Fuck that bollocks.

So next time I'm caught speeding, I'm going to send the form back saying it was actually Osama Bin Laden who was driving- let them track that fucker down with a 40 quid fine and three points.
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Joke by bizlop, in Celebrity and news events > Osama Bin Laden - Tagged speeding , cars , cameras , gatzo , osama , afganistan  - Current Score: 2 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago

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