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| Royal Wedding Night Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter around her feet as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!" Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming tight!" "Come on, my prince! Give it all you've got!" she cried. Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, "Aaahh! Oh, God, that feels sooo good!" In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!" Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one's even tighter!" To which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!" |    |
Joke by Sticky, in Celebrity and news events > Camilla - Tagged camilla , anal , virgin , prince charles , queen , sex - Current Score: 194 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Apparently, the Queen has reconciled her differences with Camilla Parker Bowles. She has even offered Camilla an all expenses paid trip to Paris with a car and chauffeur. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > Camilla - Tagged queen , camilla , paris - Current Score: 176 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| Prince Charles decided to take up jogging. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb. "No! Five pounds!" He would fire back, just to shut her up. This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell, "One hundred and fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!" One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her 150 pound offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his wife. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?!" | |
Joke by issachunt, in Celebrity and news events > Camilla - Tagged hooker , camilla - Current Score: 110 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Isn't amazing that Camilla looks exactly like Diana would if she'd survived the car crash | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Camilla - Tagged camilla , diana , frankie boyle - Current Score: 77 - Added: 1 year ago
| When Camilla Parker-Bowles married Prince Charles, people criticised her because she was approaching 60. They must have forgotten that Diana was approaching 120 before the crash. | |
Joke by arichw, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , camilla , crash , jeremy clarkson - Current Score: 37 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago
| Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared. "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the genie" As a reward I shall grant you one wish." "Well," said the Prince, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog." They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" the Prince asked. The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. "This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?" The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana," said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. "But now I love this woman called Camilla," and he showed the genie the second photo. "You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?" The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Let's have another look at the dog". | |
Joke by purespasticated, in Celebrity and news events > Prince Charles - Tagged pussy , cunt , prince charles , diana , camilla , genie , dog - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| Camilla Parker Bowles goes to her doctor and says, "Doctor, every time I suck Charles' knob I get this really bad heartburn." The doctor looks at her and replies, "have you tried Andrew's?" | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Camilla - Tagged chales , blow job , camilla - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What do you call Camilla with a yeast infection? Royale with Cheese | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Camilla - Tagged camilla , yeast infection , royal , monarchy , prince charles - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| As well as stating how proud she is of Prince Charles and his efforts in setting up the Prince's Trust the Queen also paid tribute to Camilla. In fact, she has even gave her an all expenses paid weekend away consisiting of a trip to Paris, dinner at the Ritz, and a chauffeur-driven Mercedes. | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Celebrity and news events > Royalty - Tagged queen , prince charles , camilla , diana reconstruction - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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