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Where do you send Jewish kids with A.D.D.?

To concentration camps.
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Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust , concentrate , add , concentration , camp , camps , concentration camps , kids , kid , children  - Current Score: 244 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war.

Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion...
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Joke by badhorsey, in Religion and racism > Nazis - Tagged nazi , camp , tower , promotion  - Current Score: 141 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

Three cowboys are sitting by a campfire out on the lonesome prairie, each full of the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. The other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground with my bare hands."

The second can't stand to be beaten. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15-foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his cock.
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Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Cowboy - Tagged camp , hardmen , boast , cock , snake  - Current Score: 49 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago

Camp Rock.

Now personally, I can't think of a better description for the Jonas Brothers.
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Joke by bellendedparadox09, in Celebrity and news events > Jonas Brothers - Tagged camp , jonas brothers  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 days ago

Cecil and Cedric, two extremely camp guys were out riding their bikes, when Cecil gets clipped by a truck and suffers a cut to his leg.
They catch up to the truck at the next lights , and Cedric shouts at the driver " look what you've done to my friend , we've got witnesses, we're gonna have you up before a judge for this".
The trucker leans out of his window and shouts " kiss my arse".
"Oooh!" says Cecil, "an out of court settlement"
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Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > camp - Tagged camp , gay , crap  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 9 months ago

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