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| Jade Goody has cancer, and she claims that she is worried that hair loss might ruin her looks. Nice to see she hasn't lost her sense of humour. |    |
Joke by lionarse, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , cancer , ugly - Current Score: 1007 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| Another shit joke about cancer? Oh goody | |
Joke by daoiale, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged jade , goody , cancer - Current Score: 519 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| My wife is forever saying I don't pay her any attention. So yesterday I was expecting brownie points when I said, "Have you had your hair done dear? You look different." She went ballistic. I won't forget she's having chemotherapy again in a hurry. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged chemotherapy , cancer , bald , wife - Current Score: 462 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| A woman visits her doctor complaining of a strange feeling in her lower stomach. The doctor examines her and states; "Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time." "Am I pregnant?" she gasped. "That is wonderful news!" "I'm afraid not," replied the doctor. "You have bowel cancer." | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged bowel cancer , nappies , preganant , doctor , nappy , cancer , bowel , news - Current Score: 399 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| Son takes his father to the doctor. The doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the boozer on the way home to celebrate it. While at the pub, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?" The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!" | |
Joke by vasocam, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged cancer , aids , dying , father - Current Score: 364 - Added: 10 months, 21 days ago
| Doctor: It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged doctor , patient , cancer , alzheimers , forgetful , forgot , doctors - Current Score: 261 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| Scientists say that masturbation significantly decreases the chances of getting testicular cancer. Yeah, like we need an excuse. | |
Joke by Thornado, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged masturbate , masturbating , masturbation , cancer , testicle - Current Score: 219 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| That Jade Goody will do anything to get back on the cover of Heat Magazine. However, I'm waiting for the issue "How I beat Jade Goody" by Cervical Cancer. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged goody , cancer - Current Score: 203 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| Shocked by the news that Jade Goody has cancer, Gary Glitter has sent an emotional message to her on his release from prison. Dear Jade, So sorry to hear your bad news. If you ever need a babysitter.... | |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged gary glitter , cancer , babysitter , paedophile - Current Score: 167 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| Apparently "Surgery on Jade Goody 'went well'." So she died then? | |
Joke by Galt, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , cancer , death , went well , dead - Current Score: 166 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
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