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| What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged zimbabweans , candles , electricity , corruption - Current Score: 139 - Added: 10 months, 10 days ago
| It was my birthday yesterday and the wife asked if I wanted a blow job or a hand job. Thinking that my luck was in, I said, "I think I'll take the blow job option, please." The wife replied, "good choice - if you put that many candles out with your hand you would burn your fucking fingers." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged hand job , blow job , age , candles , birthday , wife - Current Score: 38 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| Mother Superior is doing her final night-time rounds at the local convent, sticking her head round the door of the dormitory she calls " Candles Out, Girls!" The only noise to be heard is 'shhhloop, shhhloop, shhhloop' | |
Joke by spazzy, in Sex and shit > Nun - Tagged nuns , candles , masturbation - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I fucked this tasty bird at a party yesterday. I was going for seconds but her mum called her. To come and blow her candles out. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedophile , tasty , bird , party , candles - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| I blew out forty candles yesterday to celebrate my birthday.Then i got manhandled out of church by a rather angry congregation. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Religion and racism > Church - Tagged candles , catholics , pervy priests - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
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