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| What does the average Pakistani weigh? Curries and chapattis. |    |
Joke by spazzy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , weigh , pakistanis , pakistani , pakis , sweets , candy , food , curry - Current Score: 513 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Halloween is a great time of year for me. I still buy the sweets but the kids come to me. | |
Joke by mboma, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged halloween , kids , sweets , paedophilia , paedophile , paedo , candy - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that, since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked for the mountaineer's side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?" | |
Joke by NUFC, in Jokes with no home > Divorce - Tagged mountaineer , divorce , candy , custody - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| 10 Reasons why Trick or Treating is better than Sex 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. 1) You can do the whole neighbourhood! | |
Joke by Scotttaggart, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged sex , candy , sweets - Current Score: 1 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago
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