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Social Services have been round to take my son off me.

Apparently I misunderstood; A child needs lots of TLC, not THC.
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Joke by petejtool, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged cannabis , tlc , thc , pot , weed , smoking , drugs , drug , children , child , tender loving care , tetrahydrocannabinol  - Current Score: 76 - Added: 5 months, 5 days ago

A Rastafarian walks into a bank and hands the cashier a bag full of marijuana. "Sir, what's this for?" says the suprised lady. The Rasta replies "Mi come to open a joint account."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by billysollocks, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged marijuana , rasta , bank , joint , account , bag , cannabis  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months ago

If I have 2 bags of dope weighing 2 kilos each in one hand, and 1 bag of cannabis weighing 3 kilos in the other, what do I get?

Arrested.
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Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged cannabis , dope  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 10 months, 8 days ago

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