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| I think our Olympic canoeists are doing great. None have gone missing so far. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympic , canoe , canoeist , missing - Current Score: 445 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| NEWS FLASH: John Darwin went missing again today. He was last seen in the prison gym on the fucking rowing machine. | |
Joke by fatface, in Celebrity and news events > John Darwin - Tagged canoeman , darwin , prison , gym , missing , canoe , row - Current Score: 84 - Added: 4 months ago
| Why is American beer like making love in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged american beer , canoe - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips! | |
Joke by kdivers, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , canoe - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Shannon Matthews family are delighted to have her back. And promised to buy her a canoe for Easter. | |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , canoe , easter - Current Score: 14 - Added: 8 months, 18 days ago
| Two American women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge spanning the stream. Deciding the bridge safe, the two women proceed to cross. Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other, "I've always wanted to be like the guys, and urinate off a bridge." The other woman looks around and says, "Well, I don't see anyone around, now's your chance!" The first woman drops her hiking shorts and backs over to the side of the bridge. As she begins to urinate, she looks over her shoulder. "Holy shit!" she exclaims, "I just pissed in a canoe!" Alarmed, the second woman hurries over, and peeks at the stream. "Calm down," she says. "That wasn't a canoe you pissed in you soft cow, it was your reflection." | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged pissed , woods , hiking , canoe , bridge - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
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