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| “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking, we are about to land at Newcastle Airport, passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 years...” |    |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Geordies - Tagged airline , pilot , watches , captain , frankie boyle - Current Score: 86 - Added: 2 months ago
| Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000." "Now," he concluded, "which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged insurance , army , captain , gi , battle , war - Current Score: 78 - Added: 9 months, 23 days ago
| As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short." | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Prayer - Tagged ship , sinking , captain , pray , me - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months, 6 days ago
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