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| I went shopping with my new girlfriend the other day. She spent ages in a card shop just browsing the shelves. I said "If you can't find what you want go and ask the assistant" So she walked up to the assistant and said "Excuse me, do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your penis' cards?" |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged penis , laughed , assistant , card , girlfriend - Current Score: 56 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says. "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies. | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Divorce - Tagged love , lawyer , post office , stamp , valentine , card - Current Score: 50 - Added: 7 months ago
| Three blokes go to a strip club, two English blokes and a Scottish chap. After being seated at a table near the front, this sexy blonde girl comes over and starts dancing on their table. After a couple of minutes, the stripper has taken off everything apart from her bra and panties. When she takes off her bra, the first English bloke licks a twenty pound note and slaps it to her right arse cheek, next the second English man licks a twenty pound note and slaps it to her left arse cheek. Then she takes off her panties and the Scottish bloke gets his credit card, swipes her arse and takes the fuckin' forty quid! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged strip , english , scottish , panties , twenty , pound , note , credit , card , swipe , table , bra , blonde - Current Score: 42 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| To Daddy Happy Fathers Day. Lots of love. Madeleine xx | |
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged fathers day , maddie , card - Current Score: 30 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
| Working at the doctor's office has its advantages: whenever I'm feeling down, I just send a 'get well soon' card to a few people on the hypochondriacs list. | |
Joke by drnano, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , hypochondriac , card - Current Score: 28 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
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