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| Eighteen year old Virgin. No recollection from the victim. No witnesses. Carlsberg don't do rapes.... |    |
Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged carlsberg , rape , victim , revvyb , virgin - Current Score: 1144 - Added: 2 months ago
| Carlsberg don't do family slaughter... but Fosters do. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Celebrity and news events > Deaths - Tagged family , slaughter , carlsberg , foster - Current Score: 267 - Added: 3 days ago
| Stockings and suspenders. Crotchless panties. Micro miniskirt. See through blouse. Carlsberg don't make School Uniforms......... | |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > Carlsberg - Tagged carlsberg , schoolgirl , uniform - Current Score: 199 - Added: 1 month ago
| Bloated, gassy feeling in your stomach with acidic belching. Been for a piss four times already, and you're not even tipsy yet. Weird metallic taste in your mouth, even though you watched the barmaid pour it on draught. Hungover the next day, even though you were still perfectly coherent and co-ordinated when you went to bed. Carlsberg do do lager... | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Jokes with no home > Carlsberg - Tagged carlsberg , shit beer , fizzy weak piss , fucking danes , 8 ace - Current Score: 136 - Added: 2 days ago
| 25 million jews murdered between 1933 and 1945. Carlsberg don't do holocausts... | |
Joke by roandy, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged carlsberg , jews , nazi , holocaust , advertising - Current Score: 61 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| The new Madeline McCann advert being shown on TV has been sponsored by Carlsberg. Carlsberg don't do games of hide and seek, but if they did they would probably be the best game in the world............ | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged mccann , carlsberg , maddie - Current Score: 42 - Added: 11 months ago
| Carlsberg don't do lager. If they did, it probably wouldn't taste like the filthiest tramp's piss in the world. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged carlsberg is for benders , house of bleary , carlsberg - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
| 8 Things Girls should say to Guys. 1. I'm bored let's shave my pussy. 2. Have you had enough to drink? 3. That fart was great, do another. 4. Of course I'll swallow it I love it. 5. No that's OK, you drink beer & watch porn, I'll do the washing up. 6. Just for a change pop it up me arse? 7. How about you get that girl from work to join us? 8. Marriage? No way! Carlsberg don't do girlfriends... | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged girls , carlsberg , swallow , pussy , beer , girlfriends - Current Score: 24 - Added: 10 months ago
| News Bulletin: all immigrants living in this country have decided to go back home, taking with them their foreign dress and languages. They are also going to pay back the millions of pounds they have received courtesy of the British tax payer Carlsberg don't make the news, but if they did, then it'd probably be the best news in the world | |
Joke by gangrath, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged carlsberg , immigrants , news , tax , brittish , world - Current Score: 22 - Added: 11 months ago
| 2000 Muslims crushed when a mosque collapses 200,000 Indians killed in an earthquake 300,000 Pakis killed in a plague epidemic Carlsberg don't do disasters........... | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged carlsberg , asians - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
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