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| Eighteen year old virgin. No recollection from the victim. No witnesses. Carlsberg don't do rapes.... |    |
Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged carlsberg , rape , victim , virgin - Current Score: 1346 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| Carlsberg don't do family slaughter... But Fosters do. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Celebrity and news events > Deaths - Tagged fosters , carlsberg , family - Current Score: 393 - Added: 3 months ago
| Bloated, gassy feeling in your stomach with acidic belching. Been for a piss four times already, and you're not even tipsy yet. Weird metallic taste in your mouth, even though you watched the barmaid pour it on draught. Hungover the next day, even though you were still perfectly coherent and co-ordinated when you went to bed. Carlsberg do do lager... | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Jokes with no home > Carlsberg - Tagged carlsberg , shit beer , fizzy weak piss , fucking danes - Current Score: 223 - Added: 3 months ago
| Stockings and suspenders. Crotchless panties. Micro miniskirt. See through blouse. Carlsberg don't make School Uniforms......... | |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > Carlsberg - Tagged carlsberg , schoolgirl , uniform - Current Score: 218 - Added: 4 months ago
| Tight virgin pussy.. Hairless body.. Our little secret.. Carlsberg don't do children... But I do. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , carlsberg - Current Score: 188 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| Gulf War : 64 British soldiers killed Gulf War 2 : 75 British soldiers killed Afghanistan : 28 British soldiers killed Carlsberg don't do friendly fire incidents...... the fucking Yanks have cornered the market. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged yanks , carlsberg - Current Score: 146 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| 25 million jews murdered between 1933 and 1945. Carlsberg don't do holocausts... | |
Joke by roandy, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged carlsberg , jews , nazi , holocaust , advertising - Current Score: 77 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago
| A plane takes off from Thailand with Gary Glitter on board. It stops at China to pick up Gordon Brown, before diverting to India to pick up Jade Goody. It arrives to Madrid where the passengers change to a Spanair flight to the Canary Islands. Carlsberg don't do plane crashes | |
Joke by Chalky, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged gordon brown , gary glitter , carlsberg - Current Score: 75 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
| NEWS FLASH! All the pakis in the world are dead! Carlsberg don't do newsflashes, but if they did, they'd probably be the best newsflashes in the world. | |
Joke by lfever, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , carlsberg , news - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Maddie McCann. Carlsberg don't do child abduction, but if they did... | |
Joke by Blenners, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged maddie , carlsberg - Current Score: 57 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
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