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| I was at a carnival the other day with my mates and we saw a fortune teller stall. My mates pushed me in for a laugh but, before the fortune teller could say anything, I pinned her to the ground and raped her. "Bet you didn't see that coming," I said. |    |
Joke by bicycle day, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged carnival , fortune teller , psychic , rape - Current Score: 155 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| The police are trying to identify potential knife thugs in advance of the Notting Hill Carnival so they can ban troublemakers and criminals from going. I usually avoid it, but I might just go as they're going to all that effort to make it whites only. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Notting Hill Carnival - Tagged notting hill , carnival , black , white - Current Score: 119 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
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