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| A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly." |    |
Joke by Nangleberry Keen, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged cucumber , carrot , banana , doctor - Current Score: 88 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| The Carrot and the Stick method Popular with sadomasochistic vegetarians | |
Joke by johanelmander, in Jokes with no home > Vegetarian - Tagged bad joke , sadomoschism , vegetarians , carrot , stick - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 week ago
| How do you seduce Sarah Jessica Parker? Offer her a carrot | |
Joke by DickWank, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged sarah jessica parker , horse , carrot - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months, 2 days ago
| What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged orange , carrot , parrot - Current Score: 7 - Added: 10 months, 28 days ago
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