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My wife, bless her, is carrying our first child.

He's eight-years-old and he's a lazy little cunt.
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Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Families - Tagged cunt , lazy , child , carry  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year ago

What do you call a paraplegic prostitute?
Cash and Carry!
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Joke by mrmanc08, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , paraplegic , cash , carry  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago

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