Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Page 1 of 2 - Next Page
| Two chavs race their Novas off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first. Who wins? Society. |    |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , cars , racing , death , chav , cliff , society , win , wins - Current Score: 263 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked jerk off. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So I called him a horse’s arse, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets. | |
Joke by joecorby, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged parking , tickets , injustice , anger , cars , store - Current Score: 192 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I'm sure that, like me, you are very proud of our Olympic cycling gold medal winners. Truly, they are sporting heroes who have done wonders for British sport. I can't wait for them to return home, when they will once again become wankers in Spandex who clog up the roads and get in the way of cars. | |
Joke by lionarse, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympics , cycling , britain , wankers , cars , bike - Current Score: 133 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I bought a German car the other day. My Dad told me he couldn't believe I'd do that after what my Grandfather had been through. Apparently, during the war, my Grandfather had a series of unreliable German cars. [Jack Dee] | |
Joke by roandy, in Religion and racism > German - Tagged war , cars , grandfather - Current Score: 86 - Added: 4 months ago
| Driving an electric car is much like giving yourself a handjob. It may feel the same, but you're still a wanker | |
Joke by RandomHero, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged cars , wank , sex - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A car was towed today in Liverpool when a suspicous object was found on the windscreen. It was later identified as a tax disc. | |
Joke by Cowman, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged scousers , liverpool , tax disc , cars , scum - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
| One in five of all road accidents are caused by someone falling asleep at the wheel That means four in five are caused by people who are wide awake That is why I take sleeping tablets before I start any road journey. | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged accidents , cars , sleeping - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| Homeowners are being warned about 3 keys that are capable of opening 73% of doors,84% of cars and 92% of padlocks......... They are 'darkies, pakies and pikeys'!!! | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Celebrity and news events > News Flash - Tagged homeowners , keys , cars , padlocks - Current Score: 20 - Added: 10 months ago
| Due to rising petrol prices, Volkswagen have released a hydrogen vehicle, the VW Hindenburg. The market is expecting a boom. | |
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Petrol - Tagged hydrogen , hybrid , alternative , fuel , petrol , petrol prices , oil , cars , car , moob - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| A man was brain dead, but rich, and so the doctors suggested a brain transplant. They showed his family the options, and said- " There are two potential donors- a man or a woman. A male brain is £500 000 , a female brain is £1 000 000. " "Why is there such a difference?" Asked his family. "Well," said the doctor, " Its like with cars- a man brain is cheaper because its been used." | |
Joke by bizlop, in Illness and mortality > Brain Dead - Tagged man , woman , male , female , brain , cars - Current Score: 13 - Added: 5 months ago
Page 1 of 2 - Next Page
Server: Custurd in 0.76s using 12 queries. She's 2.45% angry.
Sickipedia v2.1 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel