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| Prince Charles arrives in Iran on an official visit. He asks the president, "Where is the Shah?" "What do you mean?" says the president. "There is no Shah. We got rid of the Shah years ago." "In that case," says Charles, "I'll have a bath." |    |
Joke by gaylord, in Celebrity and news events > Prince Charles - Tagged iran , case , big-eared twats - Current Score: 75 - Added: 10 months, 25 days ago
| A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said,"Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere" The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30." The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants me a fackin' dayvorce." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Rednecks - Tagged hillbill , divorce , farmer , suit , chuch , case , lawyer - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says to them, "I must tell you something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent." "Thank God," says an elderly nun in the back. "I’m so tired of Chardonnay." | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged mother superior , sex , case , convent , god - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Once apon a time there was a black man named Tyrone. Tyrone was innocently walking along when he noticed a house with the door wide open. He walked over to the house to see if anyone was inside. He shouted from outside the house but there was no reply. Tyrone was worried, as he suspected, the owner of the house had gone away and left the door open. As tyrone went to shut the door, a gust of wind blew his hand into it, breaking the lock. Oh dear he thought as he stepped inside. He then went to find a toolkit to repair the door. As he walked through the house, he noticed some seemingly damaged items that he thought needed repairing. An ipod, a T.V, a radio, some keys, and one hundred pounds. He was about to carry these items back to his workshop of repairs when suddenly the owner came home. "Oh good," he thought. They will be so pleased to see the good deed I am doing." But, as the joyful owner ran to thank Tyrone, they tripped, and accidentaly hit their face on Tyrone's crow bar, (which he was carrying for repairing purposes) and as they fell, the crowbar slipped out of his hand and repeatedly bashed them on the back of the head. As Tyrone was about to call an ambulance, he remembered that he left the iron on, and so he quickly fled the scene. That, your honour, is my case for the defendant. | |
Joke by whatwallace, in Religion and racism > stereotype - Tagged black , court , case , lawyer - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago
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