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| I see that the Catholic Church has now revised the "Seven Deadly Sins" to include "Hoarding Great Wealth". Lucky for them they haven't included Hypocrisy. |    |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged catholic , catholics , pope , great wealth , money , seven deadly sins , hypocrite , hypocrisy - Current Score: 117 - Added: 7 months, 12 days ago
| The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples. | |
Joke by dave45, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged catholics - Current Score: 26 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery. | |
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , catholics , jewellery - Current Score: 23 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| some people dislike the cold, I embace it. It is gods way of telling us we are not burning enough Catholics. [Blackadder] | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged catholics , god - Current Score: 20 - Added: 9 months ago
| What's the difference between Catholics and Muslims? Catholics believe in immaculate conception, Muslims believe in spontaneous combustion. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged catholics , muslim , immaculate conception , spontaneous combustion , terror - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| Why is it that the blacks have all the rhythm, surely it's the Catholics who really needed it? | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , catholics , rhythm , god - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| I often wonder why there are so many paedophiles amongst the Catholic priesthood. Well, in my opinion, teaching them to say "let us prey" gives out the wrong message. | |
Joke by geemack, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged catholic , catholics , prey , priest , priests , paedophile - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| I blew out forty candles yesterday to celebrate my birthday.Then i got manhandled out of church by a rather angry congregation. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Religion and racism > Church - Tagged candles , catholics , pervy priests - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| A scouser was in church today when the priest started telling him how bad his Father was, and that he shouldn't follow in his footsteps. He replied, pointing to the sky, "you shouldn't talk about my Father like that - he is up there now." The priest replied, "I'm so sorry, my son, I hadn't realised he had passed away." He said, "he hasn't passed away, he is on your church roof robbing your lead!" | |
Joke by dixie normous, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged priest , catholics , church , lead , thieving , father , scousers , liverpool - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
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