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| An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well," he replied, "I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences and branding cattle, so I guess I am." "I'm a lesbian," she said. "I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women. When I shower I think about women. While I watch TV or even eat I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women." The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "I always thought I was," he replied, "but I just found out I'm a lesbian." |    |
Joke by stopher, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , cowboy women , cattle - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year ago
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