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| I was sacked from my job today after i was caught having sex with one of my clients. Apparently I will never work in a nursery again. |    |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sacked , job , caught , sex , clients , nursery - Current Score: 133 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| I got caught trying to break into a Virgin Megastore last night. Those nuns can be bloody vicious when angry. | |
Joke by df, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged nuns , virgin megastore , caught , would be funny if virgin megastore still existed - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 week ago
| My mate has just been given a twenty year prison sentence. He got caught doing 32 in a built up area. Apparently its the worst case of mass rape on a housing estate ever. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged mate , twenty years , prison , caught , rape , housing estate - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What's the difference Josef Fritzl and Gerry McCann? Gerry didn't get caught. | |
Joke by naaahraf, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged gerry mccann , madeleine mccann , madeleine , maddie , caught - Current Score: -4 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago
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