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| In order to gain more street cred and a career lift Jennifer Lopez took the first letter of her first name and the first syllable of her surname and rebranded herself as J Lo. But I can't understand with his career on the wane that Pete Doherty hasn't done the same. |    |
Joke by chickenmadras, in Celebrity and news events > Pete Doherty - Tagged viz , pete doherty , jennifer lopez , j lo , celebrity - Current Score: 224 - Added: 7 months ago
| What is Daniella Westbrook's favourite sex position? Fuck Nose. | |
Joke by murchie, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged celebrity , daniella westbrook , westbrook , daniella , cocaine , nose , sex , sex position - Current Score: 80 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| Celebrity parents everywhere have been congratulating Josef Fritzl on his unusual but successful attempt at forcing fame on his children. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged celebrity , parents , austrian , cellar , josef fritzl - Current Score: 72 - Added: 5 months, 14 days ago
| For years I dreamt of getting my hands on Christina Applegate's tits. Now, thanks to breast cancer and eBay, I've got a chance! | |
Joke by gippo1965, in Celebrity and news events > Christina Applegate - Tagged celebrity , christina applegate , cancer , tits , illness - Current Score: 56 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| Did you hear about that guy who sued Britney Spears for breaking his foot? I'm going to sue Jessica Alba for damaging my right arm. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Jessica Alba - Tagged sue , celebrity , jessica , alba , britney , spears , arm , wank , damage - Current Score: 47 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| Who was the last 20 stone black man to ride a derby winner? Lester Piggott's cell mate. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > jail - Tagged jail , celebrity , lesta , piggott , derby , winner - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I said to my friend the other day, "See if you can solve this riddle?... People who have it don't need it. People who are without it are happy and people who want it regret it if they get it." He said "I know it's celebrity status!" I replied,"No it's a black baby." | |
Joke by superhorse, in Jokes with no home > Riddle - Tagged riddle , black baby , celebrity - Current Score: 32 - Added: 9 months, 27 days ago
| I live my life by the stars. So I adopted a child from Africa, called him a stupid name, had a breakdown, then joined the Church of Scientology. | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Celebrity - Tagged celebrity , stars , cunts - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| Bernard Manning knocks on the gates of Heaven. A big voice booms out "WHO DAT?" Bernard says "forget it!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > bernard manning - Tagged bernard manning , dead , celebrity , heaven , black , god - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Amy Winehouse has said she has no intention of giving up drugs, and intends to die young and leave a pretty corpse. Should've gone to Specsavers. | |
Joke by nuffsaid, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged celebrity - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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