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| After it emerged that a man locked his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and inflicted beatings and rape, the world reacted with shock upon hearing the news. All except the Muslim community who couldn't understand what all the fuss was about. |    |
Joke by chickenmadras, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged cellar , beatings , rape , muslim - Current Score: 251 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| Austrian Women are like good wine....left to mature in a cellar. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged austrian , women , wine , cellar , fritzl - Current Score: 201 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late. In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own". | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged incest , cellar , austria , fritzl - Current Score: 161 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| Celebrity parents everywhere have been congratulating Josef Fritzl on his unusual but successful attempt at forcing fame on his children. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged celebrity , parents , austrian , cellar , josef fritzl - Current Score: 111 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| Why don't Austrians care whether their lovers are 4, 14 or 40 years old? Because one size Fritz-all. | |
Joke by pharoahdonny, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef fritzl , sex , cellar , austrian , paedophilia - Current Score: 106 - Added: 5 months ago
| You know you've got a shit sex life when some woman locked in a cellar for 24 years is getting it more than you!!..... | |
Joke by Conan, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged joseph fritzl , elizebeth fritzl , cellar - Current Score: 97 - Added: 5 months ago
| I never believed in all that psychic shit until today! My mate dragged me into this Mystic Meg tent, and she turns to me and says, "I see a child in your life, but all is not well there. You must take special care" Scared the life out of me! So I phoned the wife and told her. She replied "It's a bloody good thing you called! You left the bolt on the cellar door unlocked, the little fucker was almost out the front door!" | |
Joke by Desired Username, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedophile , psychic , cellar - Current Score: 90 - Added: 3 months ago
| In my cellar, I've got Beer, a Dartboard and a Pool table Trust the fucking Austrians to go one better. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Girl in Cellar - Tagged austria , cellar , austrian , fritzl - Current Score: 81 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| When asked on teaching his kids about sex education, Joseph Fritzl said the best way to teach them was by keeping them in the dark for as long as possible. | |
Joke by teledildonics, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged fritzl , cellar - Current Score: 69 - Added: 4 months ago
| Eric notices that the fire is getting low so he gets out of his armchair and goes to get more logs to put on it. As he opens the cellar door, he sees his son masturbating halfway down the steps. Softly, he says, "son, I know what it is that you are doing. Do not waste your seed but, rather, save it until you are a man and can put it to good use." Then he closes the door and returns to his chair. Years later, it is the son's sixteenth birthday and he goes to his father and says, "Father, you remember that day on the cellar steps? Well, I heeded your words. Now I've got eight barrels of the stuff - what do I do with it?" | |
Joke by Fles, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged masturbation , cellar , barrels - Current Score: 67 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
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